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The old five-point scale has been retired in favor of just rating stuff 1-10, which allows me a much more nuanced final rating. Still don't take it that seriously. Most of these come from my own collection, so the grades skew rather high. Your results may vary if you send me stuff to review.

Each album is given three Essential tracks, my personal favorites, regardless of how weird and inconsequential they are. The Quintessential pick is the one I think best represents the album as a whole, so you can try one song instead of a whole album of songs. Non-Essential picks range from merely disappointing to outright unlistenable.


Earlimart

[#] Filthy Doorways (1999)

Abridged beginnings.

Reviewed November 30, -0001
Filthy Doorways album art

What's most interesting about Filthy Doorways is that, despite the differences in lineup, recording circumstances, and just being a much greener group, how much of the eventual Earlimart sound was there from the beginning. Granted, Earlimart's sound was never super original to begin with, straightahead, strummy, occasionally twangy-occasionally crunchy indie rock, but it's not hard to draw a line from the noise excursions that bookend Doorways to the staticky interludes on Treble and Tremble, or to hear a nascent version of "Bloody Nose" in "Someday You're Gonna Love Me". The corollary to that is it wasn't especially well-developed yet.

Filthy Doorways busts through twelve tracks in 25 minutes, some not being music at all, so I wouldn't go in expecting particularly groomed songs, fetchingly splintered and occasionally catchy as they can be. Some ("Kill Your Parents", "Heaven") end after two choruses and verses apiece. Others ("I'm a Queen") feel more like early drafts or experiments in mood and lyrics than fully formed songs. It's not bad as much as it is unfinished business from a band likely still getting to grips with just what making records even consists of—the kind of release likely only to appeal to the hardcore Earlimart crowd, and I'm the only one of those that exists.

Essential: "Heaven", "Someday You're Gonna Love Me", "Punk Rock Mom"
Quintessential: "Dorian Gray"
Non-Essential: "Kill Your Parents"
Rating: 5/10