Jonathan Ian
[#] II (2006)
Another whiny bitch with a guitar.
Reviewed July 23, 2019
Jonathan Ian operates at one speed: pissed off. Well, not exactly, he's got two; depressed is another. Of course, this lack of color is nothing new for the creator of the notoriously one-note Foamy the Squirrel, but it does get tiresome. A lot of the songs here are interchangeable, both musically and lyrically, with songs from I. "Could You Let Me" is a prime example, playing like a paler "Exist" and borrowing lyrics from "Inconsequential". "My Body" is tuneless, feeling very much jerky and improvised, and once again, the thing needs trimming. It's a shame, really, given that some of Jonathan's best material is on here.
On the brighter side, "We All Hate You Here" is proper acoustic punk, "Bunch of Nothing" is delightfully disorienting, and "None the Less" is tightly wound jealousy with some great lyrical metaphors. Perhaps this is why Jonathan saw fit to reissue I, II, and III as one album under the name Negative Sock Boy; they're all effectively the same album. While a highlights reel of each would've made for a pretty quality moody acoustic rock record, there's zero reason to listen to them as they are, not with their lack of editing. Worse yet, you get the sense younger Jonathan would've hated modern-day Jonathan; "Novelty" could easily be directed at the man now, most likely in his 40s and still making those damn squirrel cartoons.
| Essential: | "We All Hate You Here", "Bunch of Nothing", "None The Less" |
|---|---|
| Quintessential: | "Misery" |
| Non-Essential: | "Could You Let Me" |
| Rating: |  |
| Further listening: | Download from Jonathan's Bandcamp |