Category: Essays

Longform writing about a variety of topics. Very opinionated.

The Exaggerated Death of Optical

Some of Somnolescent's backup DVD-Rs

The discless age will come when you pry my CD binders from my stiff, bloody mitts.

Tags: Ancient Technology,

Leaving Discord Behind

Somnol Discord backup in progress

The month of ends? The year of ends? Am I even actually leaving Discord? All this and more,,,

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Happy Freedom

the right to bear b a l l s t r e t c h e r

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The Luddite in Me Screams

One part sperg, two parts call to arms.

Tags: Ancient Technology,

Hiding Away in the Small Web

The Virtual Cave

Or, “FIVE SITES ONLY TRUE 90S KIDS WILL REMEMBER”. Ahem, not really.

Tags: Ancient Technology,

Cleaning Up “Pocketwatch”

A bit of a ramble on how to clean up tape transfers with Audacity, and why you can only do so much with them.

Tags: My Music Collection,

On a Quest for Codestones

eMachines logo and some specs

Read my lips: no new projects. New-old XP machines, though? Absolutely.

Tags: Ancient Technology, Neopets,

Retro WordPress Bonanza!

NodeThirtyThree's NonZero

If you’re reading this, I’m on a brand new, old as shit WordPress theme. Here’s how it all came to be…

Tags: WordPress,

Why Gopher Will Fail

Gopherspace continues to be its own worst enemy–here’s why Gopher sinks instead of swims.

Tags: Gopher,

Why Gopher Will Succeed

To start off Gopher Month, I’d like to offer a bit of a statement on where Gopher fits into the modern world.

Tags: Gopher,

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